I think I've had my cranky shoes on for a few weeks. You wouldn't really know it because I like to keep that in check but I know it is because I've had a few things to say to some people that I probably shouldn't. I'm thinking that maybe if I put them all down here I can take those shoes off.
Here is what I've been meaning to tell you...
"stop looking at me, stop watching me you are creeping me out. that goes to both of you"
"stop touching me, stop saying those things, I AM NOT GOING TO DATE YOU. please get this through your thick head"
"not everything has to be about you, i'm tied of everything having to be about you"
"your dog peed on me, that is gross. i'm about to hate your dog"
"i am mad at you. i am mad at you and i don't know why. i'm so mad i'd like to scream"
"YOU ARE RUDE and being rude is not ok"
"this may be shocking to you but you are not the center of the universe"
"please pull your head out of your rear. you are not that great"
"she is too good for you. you are stupid"
"don't pretend like you are a nice person, people tell me what you say about me behind my back. get over it"
"i don't want to hear about you anymore"
"get some self esteem, you are driving me crazy"
"please learn to take care of yourself"
"i am not a bank so please don't treat me like one, not unless I start getting some bailout money"
"i do not like you, i do not like listening to you talk. listening to you talk is like listening to nails on a chalkboard"
"making fun of that guy does not make you cool and it bothers me that you think it does"
I think that is it. I don't complain all that often and this was a lot of complaining but I think I'm done.
On a little bit of a better note I'd like to say that I saw something pretty cool at church today. I went to a smaller class for genealogy and the teacher said some things that lead me to the conclusion that he is trying to change his life (some fairly big changes) and he is actually taking the steps to get that done. Teaching the class is part of it (he was very uncomfortable with it even though he was doing a fine job) and I thought it was pretty neat that he was willing to do whatever he had to do to get it done. Good for him and it was refreshing to see that some people do want to change for the better and are willing to do the work. It warmed my heart.
I just realized that last bit proves that I am just not very good at being cranky. Haha. Oh well.