1. Chicken Fried by Zach Brown Band
Lately I find myself listening to the radio hoping a certain song comes on the radio. Generally speaking my preferred kind of music is alternative rock and most of my years growing up I had a particular distaste in my mouth for country music. Now I am okay with it and at times I seek it out. This song, however, is ridiculous in every sense of the word. Here are some reasons...a. "you know I like my chicken fried" - this is false, I do not like fried chicken
b. "i like to see the sunrise" - true but I also like to be sleeping when the sun rises
c. "cold beer on a friday night" - i'd rather be on a hot date
2. Hostess orange cupcakes
On the package it says, "natural orange flavor." There is nothing "orange" about these cupcakes other than their color and if you know anything about me you know that i look at them and think... yellow? orange? i don't know.
3. The movie Twister.
Picture yourself in a truck next to the man that you secretly love. He has sought you out to sign divorce papers so that he and his new lady friend can get married. She is a sex therapist. You are in the midst of an F4 tornado. A cow flies past your window... oh, wait... there goes another. Suddenly a semi truck with fuel in it is flying at you... oh it just misses you and explodes into a fiery ball behind you. Enough said. Luckily for me they play this movie at the gym and I find that I can't tear myself away.
4. The TV show Bones.
What is the show about? Guts? Smart people? The same hyoid that breaks suggesting the dead person was strangled. Then suddenly Agent Sealy Booth appears... who even cares about the dead guy?
Those are just a few things...
*giggle*
